sometimes it seems that divine intervention isn't all its cracked up to be

that's what "he" said

this is word-for-word what happened one day. the joke, "that's what she said" wouldn't work in this case and, "that's what he said" just isn't nearly as funny. i love working with people who have a sense of humor, i laugh more at work now than i have had and any other job.

Spider-bite man

this made me laugh out loud when i read it on the blog "a day in the life of an ambulance driver" i did change some of the wording both for space and i'm more of a star wars fan instead of a trekkie

alternative medicine

one of the docs i work with is old, but an amazing clinician. he is, however, set in his ways and has some very strong opinions about this "new fangled" medicine .

you called 911 for that?

i am constantly amazed at what people come to the emergency department or call 911 for

i fell on it

i really don't understand why pt lie to us regarding the nature of their injuries. we have seen it all before, we have heard it all before, we know when you are feeding us a line of bs.

be a rockstar

some days are harder than others, especially when we start the day short staffed.