Sunday, January 13, 2013

'DBS' or Douche Bag Syndrome

I am going to coin a new medical diagnosis. It will be called 'DBS' or Douche Bag Syndrome.
Signs and symptoms will include, but not limited to;

  • using the cell phone while medical providers are trying to perform care, 
  • Stating that their minor pain is "10 out of 10", or even higher. 
  • Demanding to be moved via wheelchair even if they are ambulatory. 
  • Listing every non-narcotic pain medication on their allergy list. 
  • Demanding specific tests, procedures or medications that are contraindicated based on their condition.
  • wears pajama pants in public
  • Fingers are orange from Flaming Hot Cheetos, while complaining about abd pain

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